Aduhai isteriku




"Abang ni, pakai tu elok-elok la sikit," kata Liza lembut sambil membetulkan pakaian Usin. Usin tersenyum memandang isterinya."Cantik isteri abang hari ni," Usin mencubit pipi Liza lembut. "Ayah, ayah, cepat la yah," Farah dan Adi meluru masuk ke bilik kerana dah tak sabar-sabar nak bertolak pulang ke kampung. "Yelah, yelah, ayah dah siap ni." Liza hanya tersenyum melihat suaminya itu melayan karenah anak-anak mereka yang comel dan manja. "Abang, dah lama kita tak balik kampung macam ni, ye?" "Iyelah, maklumlah abang ni sibuk dengan urusan perniagaan. Baru kali ni abang ada peluang untuk cuti panjang." Usin berkata kepada isterinya tercinta.

Perjalanan daripada KL ke Tangkak mengambil masa lebih kurang empat jam. Farah dan Adi dah pun terlelap kat kerusi belakang. Begitu juga dengan isterinya, Liza. "Tak sabar rasanya nak tiba kat kampung," Usin berkata dalam hati.

Sedikit demi sedikit Usin menekan minyak keretanya. Semakin lama keretanya semakin laju dan Usin semakin seronok. Usin dah tak sabar untuk segera sampai ke kampungnya. Pedal minyak ditekannya lagi dan Honda Civicnya mula memecut.Usin cilok kiri, cilok kanan. Habis semua kenderaan dipotongnya. Bangga betul Usin masa tu. Terlupa dia sekejap pada anak dan isterinya yang sedang tidur.

"Eh abang, kenapa bawa laju sangat ni?" tiba-tiba Liza terjaga dari tidurnya."Tak ada apa la sayang, rileks...cepat sikit kita sampai kampung nanti." "Sabar bang, sabar. Biar lambat tak apa....jangan laju sangat bang,20 Liza takut." Liza cuba memujuk Usin supaya memperlahankan kenderaannya. "Rileks Liza?tak ada apa-apa," Usin terus memotong bas ekspres di depannya tanpa was-was.

"Haaa..kan, tengok. Tak ada apa-apa kan?" kata Usin setelah berjaya memotong bas ekspres tadi. "Sudah la tu bang." "Ha... tu ada satu lagi bas ekspres. Liza tengok abang motong dia aaa...." Usin terus masuk gear 3, pedal minyak ditekannya hingga jejak ke lantai.

Usin terus membelok ke kanan untuk memotong dan ....di depannya tersergam sebuah lori balak yang besar dan gagah dan..... BANG!!

"Usin....bangun Sin," sayup-sayup terdengar suara emaknya. Usin membuka matanya. Dia terlihat emaknya di situ. "Mana Liza mak? Macammana dengan Liza mak? Farah, Adi....mana anak-anak saya mak?" Bertubi-tubi Usin menyoal emaknya. Usin tak dapat menahan kesedihannya lagi. Usin menangis semahu-mahunya di depan emaknya.

Emaknya memandang Usin tepat-tepat. "Macamana dengan isteri Usin mak, Liza?" Usin masih terus menangis.

PANGGG!!

Kepala Usin yang botak itu ditampar oleh emaknya dengan tiba-tiba. Usin terdiam. Kenapa emaknya buat dia macam tu? "Banyak la engkau punya isteri! Keja pun pemalas ada hati nak berbini. Tu la, tidur lagi senja-senja macam ni! Dah! Bangun pegi sembahyang!" emaknya terus merungut sambil berlalu keluar....

...Dan Usin tersengih keseorangan. Rasa macam nak masuk dalam tin biskut! Malu beb!!
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Comments:34

21 October, 2011 17:51

muahahaha...

21 October, 2011 17:52

haha..kelakar :)

21 October, 2011 18:00

haha.mimpi rupenye :D

21 October, 2011 18:28

so sweet..mmpi smpai mcm tu skly :')

21 October, 2011 18:50

hahaha, nk post jgk kt blog sy bole?

21 October, 2011 21:22

hakhakhak~lawak tol :))

22 October, 2011 06:37

amekaw... hahaha

22 October, 2011 21:25

haha~mimpi rupanyer..tak ley blahhh

23 October, 2011 12:01

hhahahahah...lawak gile...!

23 October, 2011 17:52

hehe kan dah kena pelempang tu ... aiyoyo

24 October, 2011 09:44

bahahahahaha....lawok betul laaa..yeye jee..cite suspen jee tadi..chaiittt

24 October, 2011 12:47

Perghh lawak gila..hahaha

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