Cara Budak Medik Nak Elak SARS

Seorang budak medik tengah ada exam akhir tahun (eh, bunyi macam exam budak sekolah je? Haha ). Dia tak study pape pun sangat sebab banyak main dan lepak-lepak dengan member-membernya yang course lain. 

Soalan yang ada pilihan jawapan ABC tu, memang dia hentam lah. Tiba 'extending matching question' pulak, dia guna gerak hati. Kira macam bantai jek lah jawab apa yang terlintas kat kepala time tu. Akhir sekali adalah soalan esei. 

Salah satu soalannya adalah : Macam mana cara nak mengelakkan daripada terkena penyakit SARS ?

Oleh kerana dah buntu giler dan fikir masak-masak, dia pun terfikir jawapan yang sangat bernas iaitu :

Untuk mengelakkan SARS, kita tak boleh minum air SARS-i, dilarang memakai SAR-ung, jangan makan ikan SAR-din dan SA-tay serta tidak dibenarkan memakai kain SAR-i !

Sepatah kata Iman Hayfa :

Amboi, kalaulah soalan exam aku dapat macam ni, tah apalah gaya aku jawab ek? Tapi tak mungkin ah soalan exam aku akan keluar sesimple macam ni -,- hukhuk

Kamu Pasangan Yang Bahagia Ke?

Smart man + Smart woman = Romance

Smart man + Dumb woman = Affair 

Dumb man + Smart woman = Marriage

Dumb man + Dumb woman = Disaster !

Sepatah kata Iman Hayfa :

Haha. Ni main-main ye. Jangan amek serius taw =)

Good News And Bad News For Men

Listen all single mingle guys, here are some good news as well as bad news for you guys. 

I want to introduce to you all to my lady-friend which is single also. So, the good news are :

1. She's a fantastic cook, and keep a spotless house.


2. She won't spend all your money as she has her own. She comes from a rich family you know :)


3. When you play mah-jong or go lepaking with your old buddies, she won't complain.


4. She does not waste time watching tv or gossip on the phone.


5. She never nags but she is always loving.


6. She's a hottie even without a make-up.

But, the bad news is :

She's all that you dream of, and she's the girl you are NEVER going to meet ! Hahahaha 

Sepatah kata Iman Hayfa :

Haha. Nobody is perfect kan? =P