Kamu Pasangan Yang Bahagia Ke?

Smart man + Smart woman = Romance

Smart man + Dumb woman = Affair 

Dumb man + Smart woman = Marriage

Dumb man + Dumb woman = Disaster !

Sepatah kata Iman Hayfa :

Haha. Ni main-main ye. Jangan amek serius taw =)

Good News And Bad News For Men

Listen all single mingle guys, here are some good news as well as bad news for you guys. 

I want to introduce to you all to my lady-friend which is single also. So, the good news are :

1. She's a fantastic cook, and keep a spotless house.


2. She won't spend all your money as she has her own. She comes from a rich family you know :)


3. When you play mah-jong or go lepaking with your old buddies, she won't complain.


4. She does not waste time watching tv or gossip on the phone.


5. She never nags but she is always loving.


6. She's a hottie even without a make-up.

But, the bad news is :

She's all that you dream of, and she's the girl you are NEVER going to meet ! Hahahaha 

Sepatah kata Iman Hayfa :

Haha. Nobody is perfect kan? =P

Farting In Class

Little Bobo farts in his classroom while Teacher Mary teaches. Teacher Mary gets really upset and throws him out. So, Bobo goes and sits outside the class and can't stop laughing. The guru besar walks by the class and sees him sitting outside laughing. 

The guru besar : Little boy, what are you doing sitting here laughing?


Bobo : I farted in class and Teacher Mary threws me out.


The guru besar : Well then, why are you laughing?


Little Bobo : Cause the dumb idiots are sitting in the class smelling my fart and they put me outside in this beautiful and refreshing air.

Sepatah kata Iman Hayfa :

Haha. Comel jek Bobo neyh =P